- A drug is a substance that when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
- She was a vivacious girl, not pretty by any accepted standards, but she could speak Latin and foot a quadrille and sometimes the two simultaneously if the tempo was right.
- Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
- Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
- For an actress to succeed she must have the face of Venus, the brains of Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of Macaulay, the figure of Juno and the hide of a rhinoceros.
- It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
- If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
- Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination.
- The quickest way for a parent to get a child`s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
- The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.
- Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety nine percent perspiration.
- Non scholae, sed vitae discimus. – Мы учимся не для школы, а для жизни.
- Per aspera ad astra – Через тернии к звёздам.
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